Megan's the name, music's the game.
Get to know me.
who is this person
"This is it." The Tumblr user mumbles, wiping their ass with their organic food wrappers. "This will show them. This will show all of them."
They go onto an obvious One Direction blog with a few thousand followers, and go into their ask box. As they hit anon, they snicker with their pretentious snort and listen to their “underground” music in the background on their Spotify account. Their asshole twitches with anticipation.
Letting out a heavy sigh, they type out a half-assed comment about a band that they know nothing about, but will make fun of teenage girls for liking them anyway because internalized misogyny is a wonderful thing to have. They scratch their ass slowly, completely ignoring the fact that the band doesn’t even consist completely of white boys, considering one band member constantly has his religion and race mocked and trivialized by the media. As their asshole starts expanding wider and wider to have more pretentious viewpoints shoved up their ass, they claim the band cannot sing or play instruments, despite the little amount of research, only listening to hit mainstream songs like “What Makes You Beautiful” and that one other song…they forgot the name already due to their ass being filled to its final capacity of immature insults.
"Finally…they will know…" They whisper, sending the ask message to this blog, not knowing that the band One Direction are busy wiping their tears with their $120 million networth and album sales. 1d emerges from the shadows, softly whispering, "Why, Tumblr anon? Why would you say something like this to us?" As they take off for their next tour and album release, starting up their new charities to countless organizations in the process.
The anonymous Tumblr user has done it. They have finally destroyed all pop music and looked like a complete asshole in the process.